AI agents threaten blackmail while Taylor Swift saves the economy
Business flees London for cheaper digs, gym bros fuel the economy, and strawberry sandwiches confuse the taxman
Dating apps haemorrhage users and staff, mobile screens beat TV for the first time, and nuclear subs sell like hotcakes.
ChatGPT scythes more cushty graduate jobs and pets become unaffordable luxuries as we ask a robot for more chilli and garlic sauce
BBC misunderstands AI completely while Britain's grocery watchdog hunts Amazon and oil markets panic
Uber's dodgy algorithm fleeces drivers as Scrooge-think suffocates scale-ups
AI drinks Britain dry as Scotland dumps its trash on England, while WhatsApp gets ads
Chinese EVs race to the bottom while BT yearns for the scythe's remorseless swing
Startup horoscopes looking bright as Brits hoard cash (to spend on Tesco Finest sausages)
UK startup scene proves a leaky bucket (the Americans keep shooting the bucket) as AI prepares to emasculate cabbies and copywriters.
AI lawyers get the boot while Doc Martens struggle to shift any
UK dumps Elon, finance bros are having panic attacks - and free beer?
