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Proverbials

Paris pips us in the AI race, private shrinkage, and a 50% migration markdown

Manacled gimp

Fish for guns, breweries going under, and particularly morbid obesity

Unwelcome donations

Voters regret backing Labour as dodgy sperm donors flood the gene pool

0.7%

Britain celebrates being the "least worst" economy, millionaires abandon ship, and supermarkets lose your data

Impressionism

Starmer channels his inner Farage, employers wonder if they can afford to hire anyone, and Brits blow their savings on gazebos they'll use exactly twice

Citation needed

Teenage train drivers, Ed Miliband's hanging around in car parks, and Wikipedia is standing up to the UK government

Shafted

British beef gets tariff grief, mortgage gambles, and how clean energy fell to the Danes

Some goodbyes

Deliveroo's being delivered to new owners, and Royal Mail just got Czech-mated

Bloodbath

Reform's local landslide, artists vs. AI, and the Bitcoin borrowing ban

How this startup got crazy press coverage this month (and how you can too)

How employers can spot a deepfake interviewee (according to an expert)

Interview with Rob Leslie, founder of Sedicii

4 ways the Government has already implemented its “AI Action Plan”

+ the tech they’ll need to roll out the rest of it