Britain's concrete crisis while AI fails at spotting kids and cancer (progress, innit?)
Oxford tames evil AI while Britain's talent pipeline springs more leaks than its Victorian water mains
Luxury flats segregate delivery drivers (good, honest, English only) while Elon eyes the British grid
Ad watchdog's AI crushes BrewDog, and your colleagues NEVER want to see your face EVER again
Pizza profits plummet, insurers bait and switch and "Everything's just Fine" (according to Coinbase)
AI writes UK news faster than you can say "clickbait" (even if we're lagging desperately behind the US overall)
Your nan's binge-watching YouTube again as graduates panic (vis-à-vis they have not yet passed their forklift driver’s test)
Young Brits won't touch insurance (death by boredom) and America gets Wise as Space Marines conquer the stock market
Britain ditches Britcoin as teenage boys shed a single silent tear
UK watchdogs police collar bones as River Island faces up to high-street drought
Robot pizza dogs roam the streets as ChatGPT seduces the UK government
Burberry's bleeding out while Britain flogs stolen Bitcoin
